Deputy Underspokesman For Splodey Things Greenwood Sez This Is Not Possible

I am sure that the same message did not contaminate the upcoming Georgia runoff elections, either.

This just in: Deputy Underspokesman Greenwood has also confirmed that your family will not be harmed in any way, so long as you wear your masks indoors and avoid right-wing extremist misinformation sources.

H/t NCR at