And see also:
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Do not taunt any Wham-O products.
Ensure all fuses have a minimum burn time of 5 seconds.
Remove eye pro at your own risk.
Use this piece of self-wounding garbage below only if you are too stoopid to learn from others’ mistakes:
A trifle long, but a well-assembled pastiche of the “how” and “why” of the past decade or so.
Think long and hard on how you, your skills, and your assets can be used to help the worthy younglings keep the core of Western Civilization intact.
Or at least punish those who deserve it.